Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Whale Shark

The Whale Shark was the most confused thing in the ocean. Sexually, mentally and species-ly. Actually, the Jelly- fish was a weirdo too. Are you a fish? are you some jelly? no. I'm neither. What the hell? Don't touch me. The Whale Sharks interests included: swimming, eating and diving. Imagine a Dog Horse. Or a Salamander Hawk. Or a Hat Sea Cucumber. There should be more half and half things.

The Bear (brown)


The terminator of the woods. As scientificly-provable-fossil-rock-strata history tells us - A Bear was once sent back in time to destroy John Conner. John Conner had to be killed as he was the future leader of the humans against an evil bear uprising.In part two a bear is taught to be good then sent back to protect John Conner. You wouldn't believe it but it was the same bear!!