The Snail

Like a salty slip'n'slide these guys slid on their mucus producing bellies to victory! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! But they were really slow, so it was probably more like WWWWWWW...(ten boring days later)....e.

Due to their glistening trails and balls they were easily tracked by le hunters. But the snail had a trick up it's moist and dimpled sleeve - an easily crushable shell. Stupid snails. You were smarter than a Slug but stupider than a Stick Insect. Goodbye.

The Whale Shark

The Whale Shark was the most confused thing in the ocean. Sexually, mentally and species-ly. Actually, the Jelly- fish was a weirdo too. Are you a fish? are you some jelly? no. I'm neither. What the hell? Don't touch me. The Whale Sharks interests included: swimming, eating and diving. Imagine a Dog Horse. Or a Salamander Hawk. Or a Hat Sea Cucumber. There should be more half and half things.

The Bear (brown)

The terminator of the woods. As scientificly-provable-fossil-rock-strata history tells us - A Bear was once sent back in time to destroy John Conner. John Conner had to be killed as he was the future leader of the humans against an evil bear uprising.In part two a bear is taught to be good then sent back to protect John Conner. You wouldn't believe it but it was the same bear!!