Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Sausage Dog

These guys were awesome. Like midgets, I was not sure if you were allowed to laugh at them, but you should have seen them run. Due to their shape and meatiness they were named Sausage Dogs, but my mate Nick called them Dooters. "Why?", I asked. "Look at them, do da doot, doot doot" he replied. So, doot doot to you Mr Sausage dog, doot doot indeed.

The King George Whiting

I figure that since Noah didn't have fish on his Ark, that this Ark will actually be more complete than his. Kazaa.
The King George Whiting, was named after King George. Popular amongst sea creatures, the King George was known for being very social, often seen swimming with turtles. The King George whiting is grateful for its place as the first fish included at Norri's Ark.. You're welcome King George!

The Mosquito


Like Vampires, they lived off blood. Unlike vampires they were not sexy. Like Robert Pattinson.







The Pelican

Dear Ark, this was the graceful pelican. Humble in demeanor. Big in Beak. The beak was used to carry younglings well into puberty. The pelican was a flight bird and was known to fly over 70 kilometres in one go. Thought to have evolved from greedy seagulls, the Pelican was also the hero of the movie "Storm Boy", you should see it, I think it dies in the end, or it could have been the boy, either way, five stars. Like Ants, the Pelican can carry ten times the weight of a human. They lived near and above coastal areas and as the old sea shanty goes - "if a Pelican can, then anyone can".