Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Snail


Like a salty slip'n'slide these guys slid on their mucus producing bellies to victory! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! But they were really slow, so it was probably more like WWWWWWW...(ten boring days later)....e.
Due to their glistening trails and balls they were easily tracked by le hunters. But the snail had a trick up it's moist and dimpled sleeve - an easily crushable shell. Stupid snails. You were smarter than a Slug but stupider than a Stick Insect. Goodbye.